Riddle: What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand? Answer: A glove.
Riddle: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle: What do you call a chihuahua in the summer? Answer: A hot dog!
Riddle: Why did the math book look so sad? Answer: Because it was full of problems.
Riddle: What has legs, but doesn’t walk? Answer: A table.
Riddle: A group of bunnies were having a birthday party Answer: Hip hop music.
Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet Answer: He was bald.
Riddle: What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves? Answer: A fence.
Riddle: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear.
Riddle: What kind of band never plays music? Answer: A rubber band.
Riddle: What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner.
Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle? Answer: You are pointless.
Riddle: What has hands, but can’t clap? Answer: A clock.
Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow.
Riddle: What would you find in the middle of Toronto? Answer: The letter o.
Riddle: What did the duck put in its soup? Answer: Quackers.
Riddle: Where does one wall meet the other wall? Answer: On the corner.
Riddle: You can always count on me, even when things go wrong Answer: All the berries enjoyed the part except one berry. Why? Answer: Because he was a blueberry.
Riddle: Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Answer: Neitherthey both weigh a ton.
Riddle: A penguin in Antarctica is called Gaga Answer: Lost!
Riddle: Why do bees have sticky hair? Answer: Because they use their honeycombs.
Riddle: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Answer: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
Riddle: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have? Answer: You have two apples.
Riddle: Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
Riddle: What has many teeth, but can’t bite? Answer: A comb.
Riddle: I’m easy to get into, but you can’t get out easily Answer: Trouble.
Riddle: What has one eye, but can’t see? Answer: A needle.
Riddle: There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong Answer: The word, wrong.
Riddle: What did the mom tomato say to the dawdling baby tomato? Answer: Ketchup.
Riddle: What can’t be put in a saucepan? Answer: Its’ lid.
Riddle: What has many ears but cannot hear? Answer: Corn.
Riddle: What can jump higher than a tower? Answer: Anything that can jump because towers can’t jump!
Riddle: Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle, and ___? Answer: Kate! (It’s Kate’s mother, after all.)
Riddle: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday Answer: He was born on February 29.
Riddle: Sometimes I’m short and fat and sometimes I’m long and thin with a nail at the end and red within Answer: A finger.
Riddle: What has a bottom at the top? Answer: Your legs.
Riddle: Not many people have stepped on me Answer: The moon.
Riddle: A new clothing store has a unique method of pricing items Answer: $25. The pricing method charges $5 for each letter needed to spell the item.
Riddle: What kind of room has no doors or windows? Answer: A mushroom.
Riddle: A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn Answer: He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next, he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
