Riddle: Where does one wall meet the other wall? Answer: On the corner.
Riddle: You can always count on me, even when things go wrong Answer: All the berries enjoyed the part except one berry. Why? Answer: Because he was a blueberry.
Riddle: Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? Answer: Neitherthey both weigh a ton.
Riddle: A penguin in Antarctica is called Gaga Answer: Lost!
Riddle: Why do bees have sticky hair? Answer: Because they use their honeycombs.
Riddle: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Answer: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
Riddle: If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have? Answer: You have two apples.
Riddle: Why did the tortilla chip start dancing? Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
Riddle: What has many teeth, but can’t bite? Answer: A comb.
Riddle: I’m easy to get into, but you can’t get out easily Answer: Trouble.
Riddle: What has one eye, but can’t see? Answer: A needle.
Riddle: There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong Answer: The word, wrong.
Riddle: What did the mom tomato say to the dawdling baby tomato? Answer: Ketchup.
Riddle: What can’t be put in a saucepan? Answer: Its’ lid.
Riddle: What has many ears but cannot hear? Answer: Corn.
Riddle: What can jump higher than a tower? Answer: Anything that can jump because towers can’t jump!
Riddle: Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle, and ___? Answer: Kate! (It’s Kate’s mother, after all.)
Riddle: What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand? Answer: A glove.
Riddle: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle: What do you call a chihuahua in the summer? Answer: A hot dog!
Riddle: Why did the math book look so sad? Answer: Because it was full of problems.
Riddle: What has legs, but doesn’t walk? Answer: A table.
Riddle: A group of bunnies were having a birthday party Answer: Hip hop music.
Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet Answer: He was bald.
Riddle: What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves? Answer: A fence.
Riddle: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear.
Riddle: What kind of band never plays music? Answer: A rubber band.
Riddle: What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner.
Riddle: What did the triangle say to the circle? Answer: You are pointless.
Riddle: What has hands, but can’t clap? Answer: A clock.
Riddle: What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow.
Riddle: What would you find in the middle of Toronto? Answer: The letter o.
Riddle: What did the duck put in its soup? Answer: Quackers.
Riddle: During which month do people sleep the least? Answer: February (as February has fewer nights, of course!)
Riddle: There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn Answer: Roosters don’t lay eggs.
Riddle: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat? Answer: Chicago
Riddle: It’s raining at midnight, but the forecast for tomorrow and the next day is clear Answer: No, it won’t be sunny because it will be dark out. In 48 hours, it will be midnight again.
Riddle: How do you catch a school of fish? Answer: With a bookworm.
Riddle: What begins with an e and only contains one letter? Answer: An envelope.
Riddle: I am a word that begins with the letter i
